Ever felt a sense of deja vu stepping into a beach in Goa, even if it's one you're sure you've never set foot on? Also, ever wonder why Goan roads are never straight? It's not your mind playing tricks on you, dear tourist. Goa has only one beach. SC's mystery audit team posed as foreign tourists from Nepal this weekend and did a covert mapping operation of the entire beach town. The real map of Goa is the one above. The approach routes are expertly looped to give tourists an illusion of going to different beaches every time. And then sell them another set of the same stuff - breezers, stale french fries with flies, sunbathing cots and oil massages. So settle down in one beach next time.
