It goes without saying that global warming theory is a conspiracy. The smarter reader does not ask if it is a conspiracy but who instigated it? Who can benefit from panic of warmer climate/higher sea levels? It has eluded greater minds than yours.
Is it corporations making air-conditioning equipment or aerosol substitutes? or is it wannabe presidents who don't have any other agenda? Research organizations looking for funding? pah.. you have to dig deeper Watson!
Ofcourse we yet again provide the only plausible explanation. and here it goes.. Have you ever realized that the most expensive real estate always lies on sea coasts? see the world map with high expensive real estate regions highlighted.
No shit Sherlock.. Now what can in-land cities do to compete with the natural disadvantage of not having a sea next to them. I see the faint ray of realization dawning upon you. Obviously the in-land cities have to conspire, cartelize and indulge in mis-propaganda to gain a vantage point; and what better scare can there be than rising sea levels, to fight the rising popularity of coastal cities. Washington DC, New-Delhi, Moscow and even London, the great power centers are all ofcourse part of this conspiracy. And with their political and intellectual power they can easily influence the world thought. No wonder the Global Warming band wagon has risen so fast.
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An interesting take...The traditional view that global warming scholars have held is that it's a conspiracy of thermometer manufacturers. Because people keep checking if the globe's warming and they need thermometers to do that. The big gap there is that would have worked for global cooling as well, so in that sense, your explanation's spot on.
ReplyDeleteI have a problem with the map that you drew. I dont like the shape of it. Why is it that it looks like some joint (male-female type) in more than two places- and when it's not needed?
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